hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Small penises have feelings too.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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