If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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