I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
"it" just moved
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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