If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Shame - the story of my life.
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