He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Randomize
