Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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