He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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