why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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