This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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