that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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