I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
