Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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