the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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