ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Randomize
