ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
