Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Boobs are out for the taking
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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