Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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