But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize