Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.

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(979): View more from Texas

i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.

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wow. i have no words.

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(239): View more from Florida

Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.

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(530): View more from California

I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period

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(720): View more from Colorado

My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...

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