In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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