My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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