Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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