i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Drunk is a universal language darling
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