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(850): View more from Florida

You drinking a lot?

(1-850): View more from Florida

No.

(1-850): View more from Florida

Define a lot

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..

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(973): View more from New Jersey

her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.

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(516): View more from New York

Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.

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(407): View more from Florida

he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into

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