I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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