I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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