sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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