big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
His nipple licking is glorious
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