Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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