I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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