you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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