i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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