Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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