its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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