So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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