I am puke
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Randomize
