It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
