do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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