I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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