Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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