that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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