she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Boobs are out for the taking
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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