windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she pinky promised me she was 18
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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