jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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