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I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.

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(315): View more from New York

Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.

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(513): View more from Ohio

stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight

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(707): View more from California

Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wish his dick was as long as his hair.

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(850): View more from Florida

Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it

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(530): View more from California

Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.

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