Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
