i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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