I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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