Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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