Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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