did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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