I cockslap morals
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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