very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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