We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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