It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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