Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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