But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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